Category: Humour
Can Elephants Eat IPhones? Video Says “Yes”
Can elephants eat iPhones? Perhaps. I’ve never seen an elephant eat an iPhone before; and I imagine that, if an elephant were to eat an iPhone, it would probably be a painful experience when it released the iPhone out the other end (you get my drift!). In most cases, humans like to keep their smartphones [...]
Twitter’s Ungrateful Children: Spoiled and Unaware
The Christmas season brings out all sorts of insanity inside of consumers and customers. People lack patience when standing in line for over thirty minutes, they speed on the road when trying to get to a “mall blowout” sale, and what was supposed to be the most wonderful time of the year turns into the [...]
“Signed, Sealed, and Stolen”: Why You May Not Want UPS to Deliver Your IPad Mini
According to recent reports in the tech world and Apple, Cupertino’s latest 7.9-inch tablet is gobbling up the sales from its bigger brother, the 9.7-inch iPad. Apparently, Apple has found another area within the tech space to grow its name and profits. This means that, with Christmas approaching tomorrow, many individuals have either received [...]
Local Corkman settling well into Stateside job with Kerry Group, first official pictures show
Social media pictures uploaded by Corkman Conor J. Hinds show that the 22 year old is settling well into his work placement with the Kerry Group in Wisconsin. Hinds was the subject of a StudentNews.ie feature last month in which he commented positively on his experience studying Business Information Systems (BIS) at UCC, as well [...]
UCDSU Pres. set for showdown with Kylemore over campus coffee hike
A Union of Students in Ireland (USI) representative has confirmed that the Union is keeping abreast of what’s been called a burgeoning coffee racket, as rising java prices spread beyond the Rebel County in first signs of price contagion.
Desperate Griffin begs Bob Geldof, Pacino, U2, to intervene in TCD standoff
A desperate Nick Griffin has importuned Bob Geldof, Al Pacino, Bishop Desmond Tutu, John McCain, and ‘the Edge’ in last ditch attempt to have the Trinity debate reinstated.
Trinity student accused of being Japanese business mastermind
A postgraduate Trinity Student has found himself accused of being the creator of a controversial peer – 2 – peer international currency by none other than New Yorker magazine.
Coffee prices on the rise at UCC; local man voices his dissatisfaction
The beginning of another college term: Freshers Fest, the start of lectures, and a return to college life. But for one UCC student, the return of college has brought about one unwelcome change: the price of coffee at popular student venue Kiwi Café, as well as in several other outlets near campus, is on the [...]
